Imagine you either had to brew beer yourself (but max 12 beers a month!) or join a club that does it for you, but the club has to follow 1000 stupid rules and requires you to hire 10 lawyers to follow every single one of them.
You only can buy beer legally in a few pharmacies and need so see a doctor before. But hey the doctors appointment can legally be made over video call with some shady websites.
Then you need to wait for shipment of beer 3-7 days, because most pharmacies only ship the cans and dont sell them over the counter.
Its only allowed to carry 4 cans of beer at a time and not around (complex matrix of institutions/places/zones and a distance relative to them) and you can still loose your drivers license of you have drank 2 beers 2 days ago.
I think we need to do a study that needs to involve all of CDU and CSU where they have to go through that exact procedure for some years every time they want to grab a beer and then see if there is a black market formed. Also we are gonna wire tap their phones for that reason and use a software from a war criminal that is called “Essence of Evil” to do just that. Oh and we also change the rules every few months slightly, just to confuse everyone.
“We have tried nothing and are all out of ideas”
Imagine you either had to brew beer yourself (but max 12 beers a month!) or join a club that does it for you, but the club has to follow 1000 stupid rules and requires you to hire 10 lawyers to follow every single one of them.
You only can buy beer legally in a few pharmacies and need so see a doctor before. But hey the doctors appointment can legally be made over video call with some shady websites. Then you need to wait for shipment of beer 3-7 days, because most pharmacies only ship the cans and dont sell them over the counter.
Its only allowed to carry 4 cans of beer at a time and not around (complex matrix of institutions/places/zones and a distance relative to them) and you can still loose your drivers license of you have drank 2 beers 2 days ago.
I think we need to do a study that needs to involve all of CDU and CSU where they have to go through that exact procedure for some years every time they want to grab a beer and then see if there is a black market formed. Also we are gonna wire tap their phones for that reason and use a software from a war criminal that is called “Essence of Evil” to do just that. Oh and we also change the rules every few months slightly, just to confuse everyone.