Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi has declared that the Strait of Hormuz remains open to global shipping, but warned that access is effectively closed to the United States and its allies amid escalating regional tensions.
Archived version: https://archive.is/newest/https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260317-iran-says-strait-of-hormuz-open-to-all-except-us-and-allies/
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US: “We’re going to sanction Iran”
Iran: [Puts down Uno Reverse card]
Their chess game is superior in every way.
Persia had a strong influence on the development of Chess so not really a surprise.
beware the elephantes in the corners of the board
USA plays checkers so that’s not hard.
Trump specifically plays tic-tac-toe.
Tic-Tac-Toe is a solved game, but Trump doesn’t know the solution.
America and Israel thought they were going to kick the little kid on the schoolyard and instead what they did was open Pandora’s Box - once you push Iran past the point were they would “do the thing that fucks everybody else”, they’re not going to just back down.
The US has allies? I thought they what on all of their alli…ooohhhh. the UK. 🤮
Wait, you can’t sanction us. We’re sanctioning you!
Iran is really geopoliticking circles around us. It’s already never been smarter or easier to distance yourself from the US at this point. Iran saying “raise your hand if you want to admit you aren’t a US ally anymore and your power grid wont collapse” i a pretty great angle.
But can we still kick out the US and Israeli embassies? Please?
Art Of The Deal
Right, conservatives?
Not sure if the water mines they placed will know which ship is which
Well since ships bound to China were travelling through it since the start of war in bigger numbers than even before it’s fair to say that it was another US lie.
The US lying?! Shocked! Shocked and hurt I tell you!
The US could totally be lying but if I were mining a strait I would do it such that passage is still possible but only by exposing the ship to shore fire
Do you have a source on that?
Cheers, looks slowed but still moving, nice
