One question:

"On your first computer, how did you open a program?

Load “*”,8,1 ✅

program.exe ✅

Double click the icon ✅

“Program? Is that like an app?” ❌

Wasn’t that also the name of a Microsoft Surface device? 🤔

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surface_Neo

https://youtu.be/ekg45ub8bsk

Weird, I recently bought that same phone and did not have that problem. Why?

“Do you want to transfer your files from another device?”

No.

Just no. I don’t need your help, I can do this myself. Previous phone is backed up to my NAS, I can restore what I want from there.

I see a new phone as an opportunity to leave stuff behind. It’s on the NAS if I REALLY need it.