Right, his revenge vendetta against… the wind.

I don’t remember what the fuck that’s about: Is that one of the important ones that we need to keep track of like how he fucks little kids or wants to invade Canada, or is that one just background noise that can be safely ignored like how he pretends to be tall or how he wants to fuck his own daughter?

God, I’m so tired…

Yay, new technology for turning humans into body parts.

I’m sure we, as a species, will use this technology responsibly…

From the slow graveyard spiral that was so gentle we would never even notice when the future impacted with the fucking ground, to this:

Pitching the nose down 90° and kicking on the afterburners as we blast “rock you like a hurricane” while we hurdle to our doom.