They used to sell a pretty good (if complex) database system. However it hasn’t been popular for many years. I assume they still have big customers who are locked in.

These days they’re just another amorphous “cloud service provider”, and not a good one either.

How do you even achieve that? I have to coax it into correctly running the project locally.

To the surprise of absolutely nobody

This is how dev humblebrag sounds like.
Our app is so stable only random hardware events like bitflips can crash it.