Survival of the fittest, but unfortunately for all things earthly, for a brief period of time the fittest inexplicably turned out to be an orange blob of shit, jeopardizing any further evolution for all species.

Cool, may I suggest you kick things off by nuking Apple, Amazon, Google and Meta.

Very surprising indeed. Ever since GSM, i.e. 1992/93, roaming has been a thing.

“We can’t believe Apple aren’t fucking consumers harder! Apple?! have been fucking everyone so hard, for so long and people have just been bending over and taking it, and so we’re very shocked to see them decide not to go maximum fuck-you with this product”