I am not here to make friends. I want to live in real life. I comment sometimes but in reality, I am just here to byte. Why so serious? I lurk… +urdz l!ke to B@N me. #banned_from_community
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andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Viral anti-masturbation app exposed sensitive user dataEnglish
2·8 days agoWould it be better to get doxed on purpose and walk around like GG Allin? dickpic
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Viral anti-masturbation app exposed sensitive user dataEnglish
6·8 days agoproject 2025
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Viral anti-masturbation app exposed sensitive user dataEnglish
31·8 days agohahahahaha gooooon hahahahaha I usually feel better afterwards …poor guy. Who gives a shit what people do in the sheets. I need money YO. I can’t believe people pay mind to all this…SHAME SHAME… new revenue streams next they will be tracking your wet dreams. They already tracking duh poops… mooooo moooo we are cattle. ahhhh gawd
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Warning: Your AI-Generated Password Is a Major Security Risk. Here’s What to Use InsteadEnglish
12·8 days agoAI is like going into the kitchen and telling the chef how to cook. A time waster, fear monger tactic by scared middle mangers afraid they will get replaced if they don’t adopt and push it. When dumb dumb yankkkee land is done fucking around they are still gonna need people, they just want to pay you low wages. You are now the bottom bitch. gotta keep these workers in their place by running off of fumes. Reinvent the wheel as a square and beat me silly with it.
AI is perpetual motion machine on the planet WASP-127b …which is no vacum. You worry about the memes as the crapitalist crush your dreams. A debt you will never pay with a shrinking economy. AI did not take your job… your job doesn’t exist… the epstien class takes a weee in your cornflakes thats why they taste like piss. A magic trick… your fear of accepting slop… It was already slop and your job was already dumb. Circling the drain as the rich play their games. Self reinforcing Exponential feed back loops on a road to no where, on tracks coming to an end. AI is a sloppy dumby drag net that paints with broad strokes… lower the bar cut the coke, the people at the top are stupid jokes. You are bound by thin treads of silk…
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Warning: Your AI-Generated Password Is a Major Security Risk. Here’s What to Use InsteadEnglish
24·8 days agoAI is a scam bruh… snap snap wake up unit 242… clap AI clap IS clap A clap BUZZWORD… like the biggest techbro scam yet. It will be ok you are just watching the boat sink as the economy shrinks like ol donald dumpy dick. You better tell him he is pretty or he will end the world. Waymo admits that its autopilot is often just guys from the Philippines
**Crapitalism tricked your arse again. **
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippableEnglish
3·9 days agoYou got that script handy?
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube ads are about to get even longer and they’ll be unskippableEnglish
47·9 days agoThank gawd I learned how to read. Big changes are coming from the corpo nazi sector and my response will be the same. Lets tango nazis… I mean at this point google is a nazi military contractor so at some point we are going to have to detach from the titty. The world we used to know is gone… They are no longer trying to please us and this is a blessing because we need to detach from the titty. Hopefully moving on to better platforms. Youtube is a boomers website like the dusty turd website for anti social boomers that goes by the name of facebook. I hope you don’t use facebook. Anywhooo out with the old in with the new.
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Meta's latest legal wheeze is to insist that pirating books is fair use, actually. And it might be working.English
2·9 days agoAt this point I don’t understand pirating software.
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Meta's latest legal wheeze is to insist that pirating books is fair use, actually. And it might be working.English
121·9 days agoSo we subsidize these baby killing bastards and they pull the broke boy card. The united state is a brutal imperialist capitalist shithole …pffft fuck capitalism
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Thousands of authors publish ‘empty’ book in protest over AI using their workEnglish
104·9 days agostill cool protest though
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Thousands of authors publish ‘empty’ book in protest over AI using their workEnglish
162·9 days agoThe real trick is to cheat honestly… Thats what everybody does now. Feed them garbage will the goof ball professor grade it or will it be given to AI. We need to eat the rich asap
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•New York Bill Would Force Age ID Checks at the Device LevelEnglish
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andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Is Stepping DownEnglish
11·9 days agoWe like to compute… these venture corpo turdz like to suck blood… we are intertwined.
The Managerial Class got that corpo language that spreads like wildfire, dum dums read their books, people start chirpin and people start getting dumb ideas. So we keep track of the change to anticipate anti social actions by those above us. There is a reason why things happen. If you pay attention you might realize why you are getting fucked. Just saying there is some value at keeping track of the corpo turdz.
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Is Stepping DownEnglish
2·9 days agotrue
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Is Stepping DownEnglish
1·9 days agoA little of yes a little no
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Is Stepping DownEnglish
16·9 days agoWhat goes up must come down… watch in the tech bro future we will be bailing out social media companies just like the airlines. Always making a good thing bad.
andybytes@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Is Stepping DownEnglish
125·9 days ago"Venture capitalist " pfffft “proves you build a real business around open software.” - well forget about that the corpos dragging us all into cyber war (wE hAvE +0 sAvE +He Ch!LdReN)… while we talk to LLMs with our subscription based suck and fuck machine brought to you by tesla gambiling with fart coin eating radioactive cornchips. Roman salute to the suck and fuck machine as your identity is being stolen by DOGE and sold to israel because you posted something naughty on the interweb. The future is stoopid the future is a nightmere. They always leave when something “BIG” is going to happen. Corpos are strategic… Corpo messaging… “positioning itself as a progressive replacement”— CORPO_WOKE… What you see is not what you see. Other than trying to read between the lines why the fuck would anybody care about these vampires. A circle jerk of the techbro wealthy. I take nothing at face value. Katie Drummond the current global editorial director at Wired at the WEF Annual Meeting in 2025
These capitalist are sick and tired of the constitution. Everything is a commodity that you can rent. I know I sound crazy but I am not. They are playing good cop bad cop and flooding the zone. They all in on it. It is one big club and you aint in it. I don’t like change in general and I am not big on features and benefits. I have yet to be impressed other than be horrified by AI. Reinvent a wheel as a square, charge tripple and beat me over the head with it.
Julian Paul Assange + Edward Snowden = FUCK ALL BIG TECH




CHAYNAH SO MEAN MY POOPIE BUTT NEEDS CLEANED… but still fuck AI… Wrap a truth in a lie… wink
Think about if “they” did this to a dude… like gay sex or sum shit… depending on where you live even in the brutal baby killing yankkkee pig dog imperialist dum dum empire ohhh the poor women thay are the only ones that experiance violence. They tug on them strings baby. Who owns the guardian? THHHHAAATTTSS right I am the bad guy… Your anger sustains me muh hahahahaha… heres another grenade women uphold the patriarchy… deal with your people