By gosh, Israel would never! Dear golly gee Wiz, not the most moral army in the world. And yes, they bombed some hospitals in Iran as well. All according to plan.

Yes, that girl school that was bombed, that initially had like 50 dead, then 130, now 18…1? I think. That’s how injuries from bombs go. They’re not making up random numbers to shock the world.

Keep in mind that the first time they had sex was on the Lolita Express. There’s more to the story than just “trophy wife”