• Dasus@lemmy.world
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        5 hours ago

        CDs and had this phone stuck up my ass

        Kids will think you’re joking, but the vibration on those things was a proper… well, vibrator.

        Nothing like getting a text from your crush with your phone in your crotch for her/him having indirectly caused you sexual pleasure.

        (Also we did actually have contests on who’d throw their phone the highest without failing to catch it. And the throw were easily 5-15 meters high. And lots of misses. But not a single disabled phone. Small scratches on the covers maybe, but you could also buy new covers so it was no problem.)