If Microslop went away one day, it would only improve my quality of life.
stop dont come back
Since America and Israel attacked Iranian Economic Interests when they bombed oil producing facilities, it’s entirelly fair for Iran to respond in kind.
No one I care about. Its hard to feel sorry for them since they helped make it happen.
Good?
I would fuck things up so bad out of spite if I was Iran.
incredible how iran is more of an opposition party than the democrats. and i’m supposed to hate them?
Up next:
Oh nooo this is horrible you guys! Not Palantir!
Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or… guys, help me here.
Quick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!
X should not be on the list to target!
Please not Palantir! Who will use WiFi to reconstruct a collection of 3D models of me pooping?
Hold on! Stop! I can only get so wet!
What if Iran ends up breaking the backs of corporate America? As an American, I’m not against that…
What a time to be alive!
I only feel bad for all the sysadmins who will get woken up because of this
Why bother with microslop, they just gave to be a bit patient and wait for the weekly ground zero updates 😄
American here. Can someone start a go fund me for Iran, on the condition that participants are allowed to attend an exclusive event for the live tar and feathering of Zuck the Cuck and Peter Theil? We could probably raise more money than the tech bros have.
Considering how much they have that’s unlikely…
Iran just might save humanity.
Americans sure as hell aren’t
we need to be saved from Americans. Very difficult for Americans to understand that they are now the baddies.
I love this idea!! ❤️
